WON’T.
Someone saw a tiny dog in a very large hat and ordered a wind tunnel.
Then came the ice. Then the clipboards. He brought the same face to every test.
One folded brim.
Zero interest in the weather.
THE HAT TEST

PINK WOOL / COLD ROOM

Someone saw a tiny dog in a very large hat and ordered a wind tunnel.
Then came the ice. Then the clipboards. He brought the same face to every test.
One folded brim.
Zero interest in the weather.
TESTING HAS BEEN SUSPENDED

Same dog. Same hat.
Everyone else can cool down.
The contract address is coming soon.